"Damn you are a sexy bitch"- Akon
"Amazing friend"- all my friends
"Broke as f*ck"- my account balance
"Who? Sorry, I don't know her"- my Ex
"She is singing like an angel"- drunk me
"What a great personality"- every guy who wants to have sex
"Clever one"- IQ test
"Her hips don't lie"- Shakira
"She thinks, she is funny"- just me
"And the winner of Genetic Lottery is...Monica"- Genetic Lottery host
I could find much more of but let's face it you came here to see my boobs or legs or ass... so enjoy :)

If you are still here reading 1. I just want to let you know that I'm so proud of you and 2. if you enjoy a good conversation as much as me, you should definitely drop some massage!

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